Tuesday, February 13, 2007

An Actual Conversation

So, the wife and I were talking about the Cat 6 Challenge.

Me: The Dutch Nasty said we could either do three double quarter pounders with cheese, or no cheese but we have to add a fries.

Lovely Wife: I dunno, that's a lot of cheese. It's like, one cheese per patty. Or is it three slices of cheese per burger?

Me: I just don't like the cheese.

Lovely Wife: Actually, I think the cheese might be heavier than the fries.

Me: Really? Maybe I should just do no cheese. The Dutch Nasty isn't even taking part, he can't really call me a pussy for not eating the cheese.

Lovely Wife: I think, if you're not eating the cheese, you should have to include a fries.

Me: What about a small fries?

Lovely Wife: ... that's just being a pussy.

3 comments:

Serdic said...

I seriously don't want to be around you guys after you pull that mission, and I'm not driving anybody home if they're writhing in pain on the floor.

Kiy said...

Nail, I like your wife. Also, the main reason I read your blog (thanks to Serd!) is that you call your wife "Lovely Wife". For some reason, that just gets me. /sniffle

Cheers!

Kiy

Travelling Greek said...

That reminds me of the Lumberjack slam challenge.... ;)