A Paid Political Announcement

Hi everybody. I'm Abraham T. Farfignewton, leader of the None of the Above Party.

As those of you living in Ontario will be well aware, democracy can't work when you have no viable choices. I'm sure that, like me, you've often looked at a ballot and thought to yourself, is this really the best we can do? Do these clowns think I'll vote for just anybody? Isn't there anybody worth voting for out there?

Well, there might be people worth voting for out there, but you'll never know. Not as long as you keep accepting the status quo. That's why I'd like to introduce you to the None of the Above Party.

In the next election we'll be running candidates in every riding. If you don't like any of your options when election day rolls around, check the box that says, None of the Above. My only campaign promise to you is this one -- I promise that, if elected, we will sit on our asses and do jack squat. That's right, we won't do shit, until the other major parties find new leaders and come up with some decent reasons to get your vote. As soon as they do, we'll call a new election.

It sucks having to choose between a serial liar who you know you can't trust, a loser with two left feet and no good ideas, and people who think of the Bob Rae government as the Good Old Days. It's time that people had a better option.

Vote None of the Above next election.

I'm Abraham T. Farfignewton, and I approve of this message.